You will get mad after reading this ( Read at your own risk )

I got this essay in a forum and it was very funny so enjoy it..

Indian Cow

HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [ but will do so when he is got child.] He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.

But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards.

His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the
milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [ horses dont have any such
attachment ]

What can it do? Various butter, cream, curd, why
and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

His motion is slow only because he is of lazy
species.Also his other motion.. [from the backyard] is much
useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat
cakes[like Pizza ] , in hand , and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding
after eating.
Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are
situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in
the grass.

His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards.

He has got tails also, situated in the backyard,
but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the
other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.

So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts . His eyes and nose are like his other
relatives.

This is the cow.......

We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.and is now an IAS, is bihar in somewhere..sorry somewhere in Bihar

Degrees of Girls

B.A : Beautiful Angel

B.E. : Beautiful Eyes

B.Sc : Beautiful Structure

B.L. : Beautiful Lips

B.Com : Beautiful Completely

M.B.A. : Married but Available

Titanic Indian version

• If the Titanic was made in India:
• 10. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
• 9. There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
• 8. By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.
• 7. It's seven and half-hours long.
• 6. The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".
• 5. Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.
• 4. The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.
• 3. None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
• 2. They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
• 1. Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it.

AND

Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!

PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.

Soft and Hard

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman
beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They
are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as
your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."