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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Explaining God

"One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth."

"He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way, He doesn't have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk, He can just leave that to mothers and fathers."

"God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times besides bedtime."

"God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because He hears everything there must be a terrible lot of noise in His ears, unless He has thought of a way to turn it off."

"God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting His time by going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have."

"Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren't any who come to our church."

"Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him."

"But He was good and kind like His Father and He told His Father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said OK. His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He didn't have to go out on the road anymore, He could stay in heaven. So He did."

"And now He helps His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones He can take care of Himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary only more important."

"You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to hear you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the times."

"You should always go to Church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God."

"Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong! And, besides, the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway."

"If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can."

"It is good to know He's around you when you're scared in the dark or when you can't swim very good and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids."

"But you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime He pleases."

"And that's why I believe in God."

Monday, November 19, 2007

Titanic Indian version

  • If the Titanic was made in India:
  • 10. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
  • 9. There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
  • 8. By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.
  • 7. It's seven and half-hours long.
  • 6. The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".
  • 5. Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.
  • 4. The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.
  • 3. None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
  • 2. They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
  • 1. Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it.

AND

Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!

PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

hindi sms

Hamko kyon tumne bhula diya
Dekhe hansi hontho pe
Phir kyon itna rula diya

Jin hatho ka tha sahara
Unhone hee duba diya
Hamko chhod majdhaar
Khud sahil pe gaya

Mere gum kee ye daasta
Sunta hai zameen ashmma
Ek na sune wahi
Jiske liye jita hoon yahana

Hamko mila ye kya sila
bhulyaa jinke liye sabko
Unhone hee hamko kyon bhula diya

Dard hai dil main
Ankho main anshoo mere
Din ke ujale main
ab bhee sapne dekhoon tere

Na hai ab koi manjil
Mile na kohi raste
Lagta hai jese ye jindgi
Mili hame Gum ke waste

Bhula esa kyon diya
Jee na paaye chahkar bhee
Hum to tumko bhula na paayenge
shayad ab to markar bhee